I don’t care if we’re not in love,
if we don’t plan on ever having breakfast,
if you’re never going to meet my friends.
We are two bodies
coming together as one.
So you better play fair,
or me and my high heel boots are marching out of that fancy apartment you’ve spent so many years working to acquire.
Because I have also spent so many years acquiring self-respect,
and I have no intention of letting you take it away.